Dating app escapades of a millennial man.
What is Elk2? A meaningless name, meant to provide anonymity to the concept. Maybe one day I’ll make up something it stands for with innuendo.
Each story is meant to be read individually, with no connection to the duration of the relationship. Ideally, you as the reader should not be able to tell the difference between a hookup or long term relationship in these escapades.
The Count
How many? At least 150.
The following stats were unsolicited, all information volunteered mid or post coitus. I’m sure some lied, but whatever.
| From a night of sex | 1 |
|---|---|
| From a regular hookup | 3 |
| From dating | 2 |
| Letters I’ve sent | 2 |
| From a single night | 3 |
|---|---|
| From a regular hookup | 10+ |
| From dating | 5 |
| Times I’ve shared | 8 |
| From a single night | 20+ |
|---|---|
| From a regular hookup | 10+ |
| From dating | 3 |
| From a single night | 50+ |
|---|---|
| From a regular hookup | 20+ |
| From dating | 5 |
| Times I’ve shared | 3 |