Dating app escapades of a millennial man.

What is Elk2? A meaningless name, meant to provide anonymity to the concept. Maybe one day I’ll make up something it stands for with innuendo.

Each story is meant to be read individually, with no connection to the duration of the relationship. Ideally, you as the reader should not be able to tell the difference between a hookup or long term relationship in these escapades.

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The Count

How many? At least 150.

The following stats were unsolicited, all information volunteered mid or post coitus. I’m sure some lied, but whatever.

Women who have sent handwritten letters of adoration
From a night of sex 1
From a regular hookup 3
From dating 2
Letters I’ve sent 2
Women who have said they had fallen in love
From a single night 3
From a regular hookup 10+
From dating 5
Times I’ve shared 8
Women who have said I was their biggest
From a single night 20+
From a regular hookup 10+
From dating 3
Women who have said I was their best
From a single night 50+
From a regular hookup 20+
From dating 5
Times I’ve shared 3